August 2011
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Oh yea, got a new last.fm since I'm starting my... →
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I wish I had a box of chocolates right now.
I’d fuckin’ eat em.
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palindromepanda said: this is amazing, funniest ever.
If this is sarcasm, then I’m going to beat your ass.
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Asian lady at Royal Tobacco
Tells me I’m cute and doesn’t ask for ID.
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…….I like cheez-its ok.
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Yes.
I do realize most of what I’ve worn for the past 3 years have been t-shirts and basketball shorts.
Thug life.
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My rendition of hogwarts houses.
fucktardclaw (assholes who think they’re smart, but just piss everyone off) slybitcherin (cheeky bastards that won’t leave you alone) griefanddork (need lint rollers and probably smell bad) hugsnpuffs (touchy feely stoners that weird you out)
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All the tumblrs from chicks in my town are all the...
RHCP
lyrics/quotes
boyz suck
“omg i’m so high”
“omg i’m so drunk”
“omg i’m so sad”
“omg i’m so ugly”
picture of self
insight on life text post
私はあなたのお尻を打つつもりです。
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general-iconic asked: Aw, Grace. ;; Thank you~! <33333 (Are you food-capable again yet, miss~?)
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I have a confession.
I use to watch the Naked Brothers Band when it came on Nickelodeon… Cause I had a crush on Nat Wolff.
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My math professor accidently said "Jizz" instead...
And I was the only one who laughed.
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90% of the time when my dad tells me to come down...
I hear the Star Trek theme song start playing. The other 10% of the time it’s Everybody Loves Raymond. Born n raised Trekkie.*
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I want to make a video of me eating chocolate...
but then play it in reverse.
Just got home from school and got done showering.
Off to work in 10 minutes. Sweet jesus.
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Can I just tell you about this weird dude I just...
Cause I walked in here to get on the computer and the only one open was next to the most bizarre looking human I’ve ever seen. I almost thought maybe it was one of those things where there’s a hidden camera to capture people’s reactions.
This guy had khaki shorts and a rainbow plaid/flannel shirt. But all the buttons on his shirt where buttoned up, so his neck was being...
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