September 2011
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I'm not saying weird al sucks. Jesus christ no.
we just won’t have seats next to each other and it wasn’t the kind of date I was expecting but I guess it’s not a date but you know it’ll be fun n stuff
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No Skrillex.
We’re seeing Weird Al.
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bringtheruckuss replied to your post: This weekend Brent and I are going to go see Skrillex.
i like that part where he presses the play button on his macbook and then jumps round occasionally twisting knobs and poking buttons
I’m excited for the part when someone invites us to the crack cocaine after party/orgy.
This weekend Brent and I are going to go see...
omg we r so kewl no but it’s going to be bad ass I’m going to pretend I’m some skank from Skins n party hard.
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Dear Pottermore,
Where the FUCK is my letter. It’s almost October you buttholes. God damnit.
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Board approves buying land to relocate Columbia... →
Every once in a while my mom takes care of this...
She asked me to sit down and eat with them when I got home from work, and occasionally throughout the dinner she would ask my mom who I was and whisper, “She’s so grown.” or “She’s very good looking.” It’s kind of cute but mostly depressing.
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Nicknames I have acquired from Brent:
lil one
lady love
shrimp head/shrimp scampi/lil shrimp
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Brent's mom:
” I shouldn’t be telling you this but I think you three are the only ones that have enough brains that you can smoke pot without being an idiot.”
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Party with my parents and an 11 year old my mom is...
Fuckin’ bad ass.
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jesus god damn christ
why is internet explorer faster to start up on school computers than firefox why don’t you college assholes wipe your wet shoes at the fucking welcome rug why was my math teacher wearing a dalmation tie why don’t I have any plans today
I refuse to do all this homework.
Nope. Not happening.
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I have friends.
I just never see them.
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Day Six: Top Five Things That Happened To You This...
Got jaw surgery the fuck over with.
Got high school the fuck over with.
Got into college.
Got a job.
……leave me alone
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I just ate spaghetti
half a bag of chips and now a klondike bar what is happening
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mexican food & sugar throw up
glamorous
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I know all the words to the songs
on the “Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge” album.
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Day Five: Top Five Places You’d Like To Live
Seoul, South Korea
Seoul, South Korea
Seoul, South Korea
Seoul, South Korea
Seoul, South Korea
Day Four: Top Five Favorite Things About The...
Pictures of food.
Google.
Finding things to get pissed off about.
Posting all my nudes.
Pugs.
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It's funny how
all these kids are all I H8 MI PARENTS DAY R THE WORSE I CAN’T W8 2 B FREE -middle finger-
bitch you don’t have a job your parents pay for your gas and those clothes you fucking wear that you feel makes you stylish with your boobies danglin’ amuck they’re the ones that gave you the money to buy all that booze and weed that helps you “escape” or wtf...
this cotton candy
tastes like butthole
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Day Three: Top Five Names You Wish Were Yours
Buttfarts McGee
Dixie Normus
Jo Mama
P. Nesack
Natalie
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thatdoesitdavis replied to your post: Day Two: Top Five Favorite Books You’ve Read For School
no great gatsby? :(
The Great Gatsby was good and all but I didn’t like how all the female characters seemed functionally retarded. Eh.