well story time i guess

sit back and enjoy~

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So I get a call one morning from an unknown number. I answer it, “hello?” the first thing i get in reply is “GIVE THE PHONE TO SUSAN.”

and i guess to get the story we had a storm and the phones were out for like 2 days

so this is on my cellphone

so I i’m just like o.o;; ok~ and start heading upstairs to hand it to my aunt

i figure my aunt will want to know who is calling for her so i say ” may i ask who’s calling?”

“IT’S CINDY, DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE”

cindy being my crazy aunt i’ve never talked to once and that never contacted my family once either, even when my dad had that whole stroke and heart attack thing…all my family called to check up except her

oh lorddyyy

yeahhhh and i saw her once at my grandma’s funeral and even then she GLARED at me so wtf

so yeah i hand the phone to susan and my phone does that stupid thing where it’s automatically on speakerphone

so i can hear everything cindy is saying

and she’s like

“WELL SUSAN. I WAS GOING TO ASK IF YOU WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME TODAY BUT I KNOW YOU’RE JUST GOING TO SAY NO, BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY BABYSITTING”

and susan’s just like ” uh no??! I can come out~”

then cindy’s like

“NO NO NO I KNOW YOU’RE BABYSITTING…I DON’T KNOW WHY MIKE JUST DROPPED HER OFF THERE RAH RAHRAHR”

at that point..i just started going downstairs cause it was pissing me off that she’s already like against me when we’ve never met

so then I call my buddy up and ask him to pick me up before my crazy aunt comes over to get my aunt here

because this is before i have my car

so i got out and leave for a few hours

and when i come back susan is still gone, so i’m just like great i hope i don’t see cindy later

so later i’m sitting in the basement with that friend watching arrested development and i hear the door open

andi ‘m just like e__e oh gawd

then i hear someone come stomping down the stairs and susan like ” don’t go down there~ leave her alone~”

so Cindy busts in

good lord

and she’s like ” JUST SO YOU KNOW I’VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, I’LL BE WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO. YOU MESS UP ONCE, DON’T THINK I WON’T CATCH YOU. IF YOU STEAL THEIR MONEY…IF I CATCH YOU SMOKING POT..ANYTHING. YOU’RE OUT OF HERE.”

and my buddy is just like e___e and i’m like O___O

what in gods name

so then i don’t say anything cause i figure i don’t wanna cause anymore conflict or arguing cause she’s obviously stupid

but i am pissed off

but i leave it alone

and cindy leaves

s

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a few days later

jesus christ haha

XD it’s not over

haha

almost

but a few days later my mom is over here now cause she brought my car

oh yeah oh yeah

before cindy stormed out that last time she was like

“AND IF YOU’RE MOM WANTS TO TALK TO ME SHE CAN TALK TO ME, I’LL TELL HER SOMETHING”

like wtf?? my mom and her have never spoken…

ever

so that kinda pissed me off

but anyways yeah so my mom is over and it’s kinda like early afternoon and we’re all just hanging out

and i hear a knock on the door and it’s like a guy and a lady with clip boards

so i answer it and they’re like

“we’re with social services security” or something like that

so i’m just like O_o hmmm

ok~

so they come in and sit with me, my uncle, aunt and mom and say someone has called about a complaint

so they read it out and it’s a whole bunch of stuff like

“charlie (my uncle) has dementia and drives recklessly, susan and charlie are unable to take care of themselves and do not take their medication, cannot clean their house, etc etc, and Grace Haney is stealing their money..”

what..the fuck.

like some of it is true but since she put us on the radar is looks really bad and i’m not stealing any money..

and i knew right when i heard the claim about stealing money, i knew it was cindy

good lord

so my mom like gets all stressed

what a bitch

and she’s like crying in a chair

and i have to like talk to these people and convince them i’m HELPING my aunt and uncle

and then they start to clearly see that

and i dunno it was just a long mess

and pissed me off

what happened to cindy? you guys bitch her out?

and cindy’s been like calling my cousins and being like

SHE’S GOT TO GO SHE’S GOT TO GO

and no one takes her seriously cause she’s just crazy and always trying to start shit

like she also decided to tell susan she “stalked me on the internet” and has found out I am a crazy party kid that drinks alcohol all the time..

like i don’t know where in gods name i’ve posted anything about alcohol on facebook or anything..so she’s just a fucking liar

i don’t know… my mom said like before i was born my dad just tried to avoid her cause she was crazy

what are you guys doing about it? like are the social services going to check back or whatever?

hopefully not..they really liked me by the end of the talk and the lady even winked at me O_e

umm

charlie is getting his license taken away

haha dang

which is kinda good though cause he is kinda getting dementia now

but i know he’ll be upset

yeah well i’ve never done anything to her in my life…

really

wutta whoreee

like that was the first time i ever spoke to her and i didn’t even bitch her out or act rude once

my whole family just knows she’s batshit so luckily they’re all on my side

but it was really stressing for a while

i hope i never see her again D:

yeah, that sucksss

she’s fuckin’ dumbbb haha

yeah X__x haha

i’d probably laugh at her at how ridculous she is

i bet she’s hard core racist against asians

and your dad snagged a chink

hahaha

so she hates you and your mom

whatta bitch

she’s probably got Pearl Harbour hate in her

she talks to ALL my other cousins, gives them christmas gifts and all this shit

i’m convinced that’s what it iss

and i’m just like satan’s spawn

then

sigh~

what a slut

funny thing being though my older cousins have told me

she used to do like hard core drugs

so she’s got no right to tell me shit like that

it’s the asian shit

and i got a job

so

yeah fuck her

haha

maybeee

i’m going to bring that up if she’s ever in my face

which i hope never happens

hah, hopefully she’s leave it alone~

yeah like…the other day i was just like

thinking to myself

WHAT IF SHE PUT CAMERAS IN MY ROOM

O_O

but i’d like to believe she’s not that crazy

just kinda nuts cause my whole family always told me to just ignore her cause she’s crazy and batshit and i thought maybe they just had something against her

but nope

she just suck

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welp hope you enjoyed my dumb story